First Released: June 27, 2008DVD Release: October 20, 2008
Director: Timur Bekmambetov
Main Characters: Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy)
Main Characters: Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy)
Fox (Angelina Jolie)
Sloan (Morgan Freeman)
Runtime: 1 hour, 50 minutes
Rated: R for graphic violence and language; some sexuality
I will admit that I’m not the biggest fan of graphic novels-turned movies, which is what “Wanted” is, so maybe this was going to be a bad review before I even watched the film. I wanted to give it a chance, really, especially since one of its stars is the gorgeous James McAvoy, the man with the equally gorgeous Scottish accent. In this movie, McAvoy lost the Scottish accent in favor of an American one, and that was not even the most ridiculous part of the film.
“Wanted” opens with a frustrated office worker named Wesley Gibson. He has an annoying boss, a girlfriend who is cheating on him with his best friend, no funds in the bank, and constant suffering from panic attacks.
When Wesley is at the grocery store re-filling his anti-anxiety medication one day, a beautiful woman named Fox sidles up to him, claiming to have known his late father. At once, shots are fired, and being aimed at Wesley. In the chaos, Wesley is soon scooped up into a slick red sports car by Fox. Fox goes into action mode and fires back at the man, and a car chase and more shooting ensues.
Fox takes Wesley to an abandoned warehouse where he meets a man named Sloan. Sloan tells Wesley that his father was a member of his organization; a fraternity of assassins called…The Fraternity (how original) and wants him to become a member. Wesley learns that he can channel his rapid heartbeats from panic attacks into precision gunfire. The idea of becoming an assassin makes him panic at first, but when he has the ability to shoot the wings off of a fly, he revels in his newfound power. He is able to stand up to his boss, punch out his “friend” and has $300 million in the bank from his father’s funds.
As an official member of The Fraternity, Wesley must go through a brutal initiation ceremony in which he repeatedly receives blows to the head and gashes from a knife; basically, the most brutal few minutes of a film I have ever witnessed. He recovers in a soothing bath that heals his wounds in mere hours. When he is finally able to defend himself and fight back, he is given his assassination assignments.
The Fraternity was founded by a group of weavers, and its headquarters are in a textile mill. The threads being spun in the loom are laid out in a binary code system, which is used to decode the names of those assigned to be killed. Fate has chosen them.
Wesley is soon assigned to kill a man named Cross, who has left The Fraternity and betrayed them by assassinating many of The Fraternity’s members. Wesley encounters Cross and he escapes onto a train. Wesley follows him and their shootout becomes so dangerous that the train lingers on a cliff. Wesley is dangerously close to falling out of the teetering train. Surprisingly, Cross holds onto Wesley, and in a scenario that completely rips off the famous Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader scene in “Star Wars: Episode IV,” Cross tells Wesley that he is Wesley’s father. Not believing him, Wesley shoots him dead.
Back on ground, Wesley discovers that Sloan had been manipulating the thread that comes out of the loom and creating his own assassination assignments. The Fraternity must be shut down, and Wesley takes the advice of a friend that the most destruction will be caused by strapping explosives to 1000 rats (I’m NOT kidding). In the aftermath, he confronts Sloan who said his manipulation was because every single one of The Fraternity’s members’ names had come out in the thread. Each member would have been assigned to kill each other.
This movie was incredibly gory, but no more than you would expect from a movie about assassins. The camera angles were interesting, but not when they followed the path of a bullet into someone’s forehead. (They were also heavily influenced by “The Matrix” series.)
For its sheer ridiculousness (it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but sure seemed to be making fun of itself) and irritating use of the F-word prolifically in the dialogue, I give “Wanted” *1/2 out of ****.
I will admit that I’m not the biggest fan of graphic novels-turned movies, which is what “Wanted” is, so maybe this was going to be a bad review before I even watched the film. I wanted to give it a chance, really, especially since one of its stars is the gorgeous James McAvoy, the man with the equally gorgeous Scottish accent. In this movie, McAvoy lost the Scottish accent in favor of an American one, and that was not even the most ridiculous part of the film.
“Wanted” opens with a frustrated office worker named Wesley Gibson. He has an annoying boss, a girlfriend who is cheating on him with his best friend, no funds in the bank, and constant suffering from panic attacks.
When Wesley is at the grocery store re-filling his anti-anxiety medication one day, a beautiful woman named Fox sidles up to him, claiming to have known his late father. At once, shots are fired, and being aimed at Wesley. In the chaos, Wesley is soon scooped up into a slick red sports car by Fox. Fox goes into action mode and fires back at the man, and a car chase and more shooting ensues.
Fox takes Wesley to an abandoned warehouse where he meets a man named Sloan. Sloan tells Wesley that his father was a member of his organization; a fraternity of assassins called…The Fraternity (how original) and wants him to become a member. Wesley learns that he can channel his rapid heartbeats from panic attacks into precision gunfire. The idea of becoming an assassin makes him panic at first, but when he has the ability to shoot the wings off of a fly, he revels in his newfound power. He is able to stand up to his boss, punch out his “friend” and has $300 million in the bank from his father’s funds.
As an official member of The Fraternity, Wesley must go through a brutal initiation ceremony in which he repeatedly receives blows to the head and gashes from a knife; basically, the most brutal few minutes of a film I have ever witnessed. He recovers in a soothing bath that heals his wounds in mere hours. When he is finally able to defend himself and fight back, he is given his assassination assignments.
The Fraternity was founded by a group of weavers, and its headquarters are in a textile mill. The threads being spun in the loom are laid out in a binary code system, which is used to decode the names of those assigned to be killed. Fate has chosen them.
Wesley is soon assigned to kill a man named Cross, who has left The Fraternity and betrayed them by assassinating many of The Fraternity’s members. Wesley encounters Cross and he escapes onto a train. Wesley follows him and their shootout becomes so dangerous that the train lingers on a cliff. Wesley is dangerously close to falling out of the teetering train. Surprisingly, Cross holds onto Wesley, and in a scenario that completely rips off the famous Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader scene in “Star Wars: Episode IV,” Cross tells Wesley that he is Wesley’s father. Not believing him, Wesley shoots him dead.
Back on ground, Wesley discovers that Sloan had been manipulating the thread that comes out of the loom and creating his own assassination assignments. The Fraternity must be shut down, and Wesley takes the advice of a friend that the most destruction will be caused by strapping explosives to 1000 rats (I’m NOT kidding). In the aftermath, he confronts Sloan who said his manipulation was because every single one of The Fraternity’s members’ names had come out in the thread. Each member would have been assigned to kill each other.
This movie was incredibly gory, but no more than you would expect from a movie about assassins. The camera angles were interesting, but not when they followed the path of a bullet into someone’s forehead. (They were also heavily influenced by “The Matrix” series.)
For its sheer ridiculousness (it wasn’t supposed to be a comedy, but sure seemed to be making fun of itself) and irritating use of the F-word prolifically in the dialogue, I give “Wanted” *1/2 out of ****.
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